Wagner James Au / New World Notes

If you're in need of a laugh (and I definitely think you are), here's the latest video from Granny Magnolia Wrigglesworth, a lovely if occasionally foul-mouth grandmother who regales her audience with her latest Second Life adventures and opinions. In this one, she makes a sadly necessary but still hilarious plea to Second Life dudes unable to grasp that no means no, even when it's virtual:

Do not brag about the size of your mesh, which by the way we know does not represent the true real life size of your willie, because you're probably hung like a squirrel (no offense to squirrels).

Do not tell her what she's missing — it's no.

And FYI, she knows what she's missing: A fricking migraine.

Words to live by! I love that she ends the video asking for recommendations of horror games to play live on Twitch, which I'd pay good money to watch. (How about the original BioShock, Granny?) 

Below another favorite, a rant against anti-LGBTQ people that gets so ranty, her swears need to be bleeped out:

Many more here on her YouTube page and do subscribe when you're there.